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Josh Timonen Is A Douchebag

October 24, 2010

Okay, not very atheist of me to call someone a douchebag but well, you be the judge of this guy:

GLENDALE, Calif. (CN) – Evolutionary biologist and best-selling author Richard Dawkins claims an employee of his Foundation for Reason and Science embezzled $375,000 from the online store he ran for Dawkins’ charity, by claiming it made only $30,000 in 3 years.
Dawkins says he founded the charity to “support scientific education, critical thinking and evidence-based understanding of the natural world in the quest to overcome religious fundamentalism, superstition, intolerance and human suffering.”
Dawkins hired Josh Timonen in 2006 to run his website and produce videos for him, according to the Superior Court complaint. Timonen began working for the Foundation in 2007.
According to Timonen’s own records, Dawkins and the Foundation paid Timonen a total of $278,750 in 3½ years – an amount Dawkins calls “exceedingly generous and well above-market for someone of Timonen’s age and experience, particularly for someone providing the bulk of his efforts to a charitable organization.”
Dawkins says Timonen was “24 or 25 years old” when he hired him.
In 2007, Dawkins says, he and the Foundation asked Timonen to create an online store to market a series of educational DVDs Dawkins made from a lecture series he had given in 1991, and to sell T-shirts, hats, mugs and other merchandise. All proceeds from the store were to benefit the foundation.
Because legal requirements imposed by the British Charities Commission prohibited the British wing of the foundation from running its own store, Dawkins says he asked Timonen to run the store through his company, Upper Branch Productions.
Timonen took the reins, Dawkins says, and ran the online store for 3 years, during which he claimed the store cleared only $30,000 and “was just squeaking by.”
But the scientist says Timonen actually pocketed $375,000.
Dawkins says he found out about the scam this year, when the Foundation decided to wrest control of the store from Timonen.
Timonen handed over financial books that detailed his embezzlement, Dawkins says, including $500 meals, trips to Timberline Lodge in Oregon and the Malibu Beach Inn, and $314,000 in “salaries” paid to Timonen and his girlfriend -though Timonen and the Foundation agreed that the $278,000 it was aware of paying him would be his combined salary for running the store and performing his other duties.
Timonen’s “significantly older” girlfriend, defendant Maureen Norton, allegedly used at least $100,000 of the charity’s money to upgrade her Sherman Oaks home before she put it on the market.
A recent real estate listing describes improvements such as a “custom backyard pool and spa area with a wonderful waterfall and glass block fire pit plus custom seating for the ultimate outdoor living and entertaining experience,” according to the complaint.
Dawkins claims Timonen made off with 92 percent of the money generated at the store in 3 years.
When Dawkins discovered the embezzlement, he says, Timonen suddenly claimed he owned the intellectual rights to the store’s website, the Foundation logo and the DVDs that he sold through the store.
But Dawkins says anything Timonen created for the Foundation was “a work for hire, commissioned and paid for by plaintiffs.” Dawkins says he and the Foundation own the rights to everything Timonen created for them.
Dawkins is an emeritus fellow at New College in Oxford. From 1995 until 2008 he was Professor for Public Understanding of Science at University of Oxford. He has written 11 books, including “The Selfish Gene” (1976), in which he introduced the concept of the meme, and the 2006 bestseller “The God Delusion,” in which he argued that a Godlike creator does not exist. In his 18-page complaint, Dawkins describes himself as “the world’s best known and most respected atheist.”
Dawkins demands $950,000 plus punitive damages from Timonen, Norton and Upper Branch Productions. He and the Foundation are represented by Blaine Greenberg of Encino.

The article above is found at Courthouse News Service.

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    If Religions Advertised In The Classifieds

    October 8, 2010

    How would organised religions really attract people to their religion if they were to advertise themselves in the classifieds? I came across a tweet from Classifeeds that went something like this to make fun of Scientology that gave me this idea of coming up with more religious classifieds: BORED OF ORGANISED RELIGION? Then try mine. It’s wacky as fuck. There’s aliens and everything! Call L Ron on 555-SCI.

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    The 41 Year Old Virgin

    September 18, 2010

    Yes, the movie with Steve Carell inspired this picture I created while bored at work. Perhaps when she doesn’t get elected this November, they could tap her for the sequel.

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    Security Costs Money

    September 17, 2010

    I bet this was a surprise, but nonetheless, Pastor Terry Jones first question after his church planned to burn Qur’an’s in this past September 11 should have been, am I liable to foot the bill so the local authorities protect me because I’m doing something so asinine and uncalled for?

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    The Puppet Speaks Lies

    September 16, 2010

    Pope Benedict XVI is in Britain and during his visit and a speech, he was quoted in saying, “Even in our own lifetime, we can recall how Britain and her leaders stood against a Nazi tyranny that wished to eradicate God from society and denied our common humanity to many, especially the Jews, who were thought unfit to live.”