Archive for the ‘Religion’ category

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$300 Tax Payer Office Blessing

March 18, 2011

A newly elected councillor in Toronto is turning heads after they found that he paid a pastor $300 dollars to bless his office, on inauguration day back on December 7th, 2010. Michael Thompson paid Tai Adeboboye, pastor of Wilmar Heights Baptist Church for the office blessing. It’s one thing if you want to spend your [...]

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NFL Player Blames God For Missing Catch

November 29, 2010

Poor Stevie Johnson of the Buffalo Bills. He missed a game winning touchdown pass in OT. Can we blame the quarterback? No, the throw was perfect. Can we blame the other team? No, because the wide receiver dropped the ball. Can we blame the wide receiver then? We should but he blamed god for missing the catch and losing the game.

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Beware Of John Shimkus

November 15, 2010

This guy is pushing to be the chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee!

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The Gideons Are More Like Pigeons That Shit On Our Children

November 11, 2010

There is nothing new about the Gideon’s organization handing out bibles to children near schools, as long as it’s on public property that isn’t on school grounds or property. They’re also the group that places bibles in hotel rooms. Their mission, to spread the word of god.

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If Religions Advertised In The Classifieds

October 8, 2010

How would organised religions really attract people to their religion if they were to advertise themselves in the classifieds? I came across a tweet from Classifeeds that went something like this to make fun of Scientology that gave me this idea of coming up with more religious classifieds: BORED OF ORGANISED RELIGION? Then try mine. It’s wacky as fuck. There’s aliens and everything! Call L Ron on 555-SCI.