Archive for the ‘Humor’ category

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NFL Player Blames God For Missing Catch

November 29, 2010

Poor Stevie Johnson of the Buffalo Bills. He missed a game winning touchdown pass in OT. Can we blame the quarterback? No, the throw was perfect. Can we blame the other team? No, because the wide receiver dropped the ball. Can we blame the wide receiver then? We should but he blamed god for missing the catch and losing the game.

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If Religions Advertised In The Classifieds

October 8, 2010

How would organised religions really attract people to their religion if they were to advertise themselves in the classifieds? I came across a tweet from Classifeeds that went something like this to make fun of Scientology that gave me this idea of coming up with more religious classifieds: BORED OF ORGANISED RELIGION? Then try mine. It’s wacky as fuck. There’s aliens and everything! Call L Ron on 555-SCI.